How to take care of your wife:

In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.


Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES

-- You make the bed (+1)
-- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
-- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
-- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
-- In the rain (+8)
-- But return with Beer (-5)
-- You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
-- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
-- It's her pet (-10)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)
-- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
-- Named Tina (-4)
-- Tina is a dancer (-10)


HER BIRTHDAY

-- You take her out to dinner (0)
-- You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
-- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
-- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
-- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)


A NIGHT OUT

-- You take her to a movie (+2)
-- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
-- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
-- You take her to a movie you like (-2)
-- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
-- You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)


YOUR PHYSIQUE

-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)


ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

-- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
-- You hesitate in responding (-10)
-- You reply, "Where?" (-35)
-- Any other response (-20)


COMMUNICATION

-- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)
-- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
-- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
-- She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Monday Morning!

Do you feel like this on Monday morning?

Blood tested!

I just have my blood tested last morning. In fact i'm afraid of injection. But i have no choice. I din't test for HIV. Do u know why? if u know the answer just gimme comment. U'll be rewarded.

Smart Boy!

He's my cousin. He's two year something. He's really smart. You will surprise if u talk with him. They way he talk is just mature one.

Do u know how can i make him smile like this?

Sharing!

I've been to Pagoda last weekend.

I would like to share you all my fulfilment and offering I've made with Buddha, Dharma, Sangkha, elders and the poor.

Wish you meet the four wishes of the Buddha.

Funny!

My baby sitterMy Mates

My wife

My Job

My hero

My Huny

My enemy

My Boy

My function

My watch

My cooker...

My boss

First Ben!

Tomorrow is the first ben. Do you have any plan?
(This pic is posted in Burmese website as the reall face of Buddha)

My friends ask me to go with them at Oudong Mountain but I'm afraid that i join with them. Anyways my workplace will have own ben on the 7th. It'll be on 11th and 12th at Son Sam Kosal pagoda. Anyone with to join with us?

Ok see you there....

Flooding!

Hmm.....

My place is being flooding for two days heuy.. no place to stay te... anybody gimme settle please...